Welcome to the Mengz

The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

2009-01-12T22:44:00.001+08:00

Deception

2008-11-18T17:32:00.000+08:00

that was just your life

2008-11-16T13:21:00.001+08:00

Like a siren in my head that always threatens to repeat,

Like a blind man that is strapped into the speeding driver's seat,

Like a face that learned to speak, when all it knew was how to bite,

Like a misery that keeps me focused though I've gone astray,

Like an endless nightmare that i must awaken from each day.

6945.8 blissful kilometers, The Fag Attack moves on

2008-10-14T12:12:00.004+08:00

Just went through with one of the toughest decisions of my life, selling my beloved RXK, A.K.A "Pinky" or "Fag Attack".

Only consolation is that I sold it to a cool new owner, who knows how to appreciate it and whom i believe will take very good care of it.

6945.8KM of pure enjoyment, will definitely miss this lovely engineering masterpiece very very much.

And who knows, one day, when I can afford both the time and money, my RXK might just return to me again!

The Fonzie of RXKs

Updates!

2008-10-02T23:01:00.006+08:00

Finally found the time to update my blog. . . n add in some photos of whats been happening recently.....

usually people go on long trips for their grad trip, but we and ian decided to screw that and give our dear neighbours a chance.... off to KL for grad trip (budget version) haha...

PICS:

whose idea was it to reach KL at 6am and have to wait to get our hotel room!? ahh damn, my idea

Later in the day, Mr ELEN came to join us, perspiring and wet after his long walk in the rain all the way from JB!

The boys heading out to MAISON for the night's event

Vivien in this pic! Table right beside the dance floor. . .

2 Usually isnt enough but somehow it was, for that night.

2nd night also at MAISON, to watch the animal show

Outside with the DeeJay, i think his name is DJ Big Daddy or something

Some very nice and friendly Malaysians Vivien got to know =)

Representing Singapore and Malaysia

Pang and Fabian also celebrated their birthdays recently.... i have no idea how old they are... but i think around 15 or 16

Kenneth cutting the cake as though its a wedding cake

Fabian looking up in case Shredder is around

As for me, i just entered the workforce. Not used to waking up early every morning :( but its been great so far! I enjoy my work very much!

My desk/cubicle/cell/cage...... home away from home

i shit alot so i love that the toilets r damn clean

Cool reflection of my office surroundings on my helmet

the superb view from my desk, those tall buildings r in toa payoh

had a work project at pulau ubin, my first time there sia, damn swa ku.... excellent view overlooking the pier/walkway

pulau ubin also got so nice house sia... no wonder the ppl there dun wanna move to mainland

dont see this in sg much anymore

there was an S1 Muay Thai tournament over the weekend organised by fightworksasia.... 2 of my friends from the gym fought! Neo lost on pts ( i thought he shld have won) but Ang devastated his m'sian opponent with 1 first round knockout!! Damn impressive stuff guys!

Ang doing the ram muay (boxing dance) The dance took longer than the fight itself haha

Heres a pic i got off facebook that we took awhile back for a US magazine..... apparently the photographer is pretty well known, try to spot me if u can... n if you're wondering, we didnt choose to pose like this ... lol

New addition to the family!! I've just acquired vesporean status!

Sleek, sexy and reliable.

Need to pump air in the tyres liao.....

last but not least, congrats to Diana's brother Chester and his gf for getting their flat at AMK park central!! All the best!! kinda regret we didnt apply also sigh

thats all guys, gonna turn in for the night liao..... old man needs his 7 hrs.

Metallica Death Magnetic

2008-09-14T22:39:00.003+08:00

I'm fucking hooked to death magnetic! fucking awesome God-sent album!! regain your throne oh kings of metal!!

METALLICA!!!

on another note, i've just become a vesporean!!

"Follow you from dawn of time
Whisper thoughts into your mind
Watched your towers hit the ground
Lured the children never found
Helped your kings abuse their crown

In the heart of evil man
Plant the seeds of my own plan
The strong and powerful will fall
Find a piece of me in all
Inside you all

So bow down,
Sell your soul to me,
I will set you free,
Pacify your demons.
Bow down,
Surrender unto me,
Submit infectiously,
Sanctify your demons.
Into abyss,
You don’t exist,
Cannot resist the Judas kiss."

PHOTO HUNT

2008-09-04T23:21:00.001+08:00

Whats wrong with this pic??

u still can't see it?!!

A Touching Story

2008-09-04T22:33:00.003+08:00

Sin Ga Pore Jia You!

2008-08-21T00:34:00.001+08:00

Life after exams

2008-06-23T17:19:00.003+08:00

life after exams can be boring..........

but still better than life during exams!

Seafood in JB.... but fucking disappointing, prawns damn small and seafood not fresh

none the less, adil's happy with the meal

picking up some hoes in level two is always a good thing

trashed eugene at pool, count how many balls he has left, they don't call me walkabout and level2 champ for nothing ha-ha

till next time

Spongebob Scarface

2008-06-06T01:47:00.001+08:00

Kenneth Pang Has Multiple Personalities

2008-05-30T18:55:00.002+08:00

The Chinese Almanac, also known as the Tung Shu, is commonly known as a book of auspicious and inauspicious dates, but there is so much more to the Tung Shu than that. It is a vast mine of information relating to astrology, codes and symbols, derived by the wise sages and philosophers of ancient China. In this issue, we bring to you the secrets from the almanac regarding moles on your face and what they mean depending on which part of your face they appear.

First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.

Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own bos s.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should you decide to remove it, you will find yours! elf becoming calmer and more at peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth luck, but this can only be fully realized! if you follow your heart rather than stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile, someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert your charms! , or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are surrounded by family at all t imes and will have many children and grandchildren. You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well. Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some tolerance.

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure, and have a very observant eye.

Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your sex lif e. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the s! ocial scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters, as your mole prefers you to s tay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in history either as a great or as a tyrant. <>

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life. This mole also brings fame and recognition.

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows also suggest a person of authority and power, so! if you are the CEO of a company, you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around yo u till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and fruitful life.

2008-05-22T20:01:00.000+08:00

The only place where you can dream,

Living here is not what it seems.

Ship of white light in the sky,

Nobody there to reason why.

Here I am, Im not really there,

Smiling faces ever so rare.

A lets walk in deepest space,

Living here just isnt the place.

Stalks of light come from the ground,

When I cry there isnt a sound.

All my feelings cannot be held,

I'm happy in my new strange world.

Shades of green grasses twine,

Girls drinking plasma wine.

A look at love, a dream unfolds,

Living here, youll never grow old.

Happy Anniversary

2008-05-18T21:44:00.003+08:00

Me and baby had our 10th anniversary celebration at Downtown East Tiamo last friday.

Thanks to everyone who came!

Anniversary cake courteousy of ruben and tiamo

On the way there in the cab, here's Rudi.

and this is ruben's Rumble! check out their matching outfits, it wasn't planned they juz happened to wear the same thing

Here they are together!

Me with the 2 doggies enjoying the Tiamo scenery

Diana with her 2 besties, Clara and Gin

Check out the chick magnets

Someone got drunk but it wasn't me!

Rudi losing again at drinking games

Fino fund needs donations

2008-05-14T12:10:00.002+08:00

pls donate to my fino fund! i wanna add this bike to my garage haha!

MTV CRIBS - TONY MONTANA

2008-05-03T02:00:00.001+08:00

Tony Montana and his famous mansion on MTV CRIBS

Don't take chances with your valuables

2008-04-19T12:39:00.000+08:00

"John" Wayne Parr

2008-03-31T11:37:00.003+08:00

i love this pic man, John Wayne Parr of the Contender Asia at our gym. this pic was taken just before the contender show! Very nice and humble guy, i hope you win the show!

The Fag Attack gets a new look! sprayed on some pink stripes on my bike to give it a more refreshing look i'm not very artistic so the stripes have to be very simple ones haha.

baby enjoying a ride on the Fag Attack.

Go Horse!

2008-03-11T16:36:00.002+08:00

Had an amateur bout last sunday. First of all, apologies for the vid quality. Camerawoman Diana was too engrossed in the fight to record it properly. thanks to ruben who came down too and everyone else who was at the gym.

though i lost (again) , i hope to gain from the experience and work on my weaknesses. Fitness wasn't very good to begin with, have been working on that though.
i dont usually get nose bleeds (due to my flat nose) but it leaked like a tap after taking a hit in the 3rd round sia! milestone for me. If anyone has any advice pls share with me, i want to do alot better on March 30th!

Thanks to ruben for the GO HORSE shouts. at least now the opponent knows why the bulge in my shorts is so big.

By the way i'm in blue.

round 1:

round 2 part 1:

round 2 part 2:

round 3 part 1:
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round 3 part 2(wipe bloodied nose):

Where is MS ? (Michael Scofield AKA Mas Selamat

2008-03-04T00:26:00.003+08:00

THE TRUTH???

HE HAS ESCAPED TO MSIA TO REJOIN THE BARISAN NATIONAL IN TIME FOR ELECTIONS

Shaun finally admits

2008-02-29T14:54:00.002+08:00

UNEDITED CONVERSATION:

Shaun says (14:53):
yep
Shaun says (14:53):
she's also bi
mengz says (14:53):
first pic nicer
mengz says (14:53):
ok la
mengz says (14:53):
bi nvm wat
mengz says (14:53):
u also bi
Shaun says (14:53):
ya i know

sorry got cure?!

2008-02-29T11:45:00.002+08:00

The Game & The Hangman

2008-02-26T12:20:00.004+08:00

THE GAME

bought and read this book before i left for Bangkok. . . . A great read!! I totally reccomend it!!

The latest to gain the title of.... HANGMAN!!!

Memorial Moment

2008-02-13T03:17:00.000+08:00

One for the Memories.

2008-02-12T11:54:00.000+08:00

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you everything ...oh yeah
With arms wide open..wide open

BangBros 2008

2008-01-30T19:22:00.000+08:00

The KING is back!

2007-12-27T15:52:00.000+08:00

Adidas and Nike boots don't last......

Even if they cost close to $300 .. within 6 months all torn!!!

My last 4 pairs.. 2 Adidas, 2 NIKE, all fucking expensive, all 4 torn and unusable within the past 3 years

the latest casualty, gave me fucking super blisters while it lasted, also another suppossedly top of the line NIKE boots..

the KING is back... the pair i entrust my final IVP tournament to... the one and only PUMA KING!! woot!!

on a totally random and unrelated note, i caught this show the other day on tv.. it was superb! and no it did not star any twins..

chio bu?

2007-12-07T13:34:00.000+08:00

unbelievable....

Treechada Marnyaporn...she was a "he"...

like Nong Tum, the beautiful boxer...Nong Poy underwent sex surgery at 17, now she's a complete woman...
she won the Miss International Queen 2004 & Miss Tiffany Universe 2004

kickapoo

2007-12-04T13:34:00.000+08:00

Mythical "Spanish Fly" truly works!!!

2007-11-27T00:09:00.000+08:00

Pangcrazio was spiked with the mythical spanish fly unknowingly and he and room mate Pyscho were caught in the act soon after!!!!

did u throw that shirt away after that pyscho?! pangcrazio must have been saving his little armies for a long time. . .

*picture removed in exchange for 80GB Samsung External Hard Disk*

O Bar Fight

2007-11-26T23:49:00.001+08:00

2007-11-21T18:29:00.000+08:00

one day, maybe night, on a cold november

the bangbros old n new were having some beers

until one exclaimed, hey hasn't it been a year

i think u'll agree the time 4 bangkok is here

n so it began, its down to peoples park

long drive for dil but for the sake of his bangkok *muack*

four it started with, then 12 it became,

now 13 have already given their names

bangkok, sweet bangkok, we juz cant wait, this is our anthem for 2008

Toppings For ME!!

2007-11-13T11:36:00.001+08:00

hi friends, Diana just set up her website selling HANDMADE ACCESSORIES... they look really good and are definitely alot better quality than those from the shops.

Get them for yourselves ladies! For guys, they're also great as presents since the Season of Giving is just around the corner!

So pls support! check out the webby and tag in the board if you have any queries. She custom makes too so if you've got something in mind don't be shy to ask.

http://toppings-for-me.blogspot.com/

Just some pics of some of the stuff on sale, theres lots more in the webby so check it out!

Class 2B!!

2007-11-06T01:05:00.000+08:00

i've got my clas 2b woohooo!!!! 14 pts !!! heng ah!! swee kiu!!!! so now i'm a class 3 AND a class 2b holder! yippeee! finally no more 3hrs everyday on the fucking bus!!! no more bearing with shitty fare hikes!!! hmm, but i'll still take public transport when its raining bad or when going to town or for drinks la haha....

heres my new ride! i know it needs alot of pimping so pls dun be shy to donate! i call it the mengz mobil a.k.a nigger gay stallion

Achmed The Dead Terrorist

2007-10-30T22:16:00.000+08:00

SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Fool-proof Pick-Up line

2007-10-24T20:35:00.000+08:00

you: do you like me?

chick: no.....
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you: how about beehoon?

Rawwwwrrrr !!!!!!!!

2007-10-11T16:43:00.000+08:00

Video version with SOUND!

Malaysia Boleh!!

2007-10-04T14:39:00.000+08:00

This made my day hahahahahahahahaha..... msia boleh la!!

Two Malaysian Chicks - Celebrity bloopers here

One Eyed Football Champion

2007-10-02T20:40:00.000+08:00

good and bad luck these few weeks....... glad to announce that UOL are the champions of the first ever SIM inter-college tournament! We deservedly won it in a dramatic final against UB.

Bad luck though in training yesterday, kicked in the face and eye by a full powered foot (lucky not shin) and had to go down to Tan Tock Seng to check it out. At one point i thought my eye popped out... thank God it seems to be not too serious.. but the expensive medical fees are making me think twice about what i'm doing.

BIG BIG BIG SUPER BIG thanks to Gabriel and baby!!!!!!! both of them had work the next day and still accompanied me. Gab was so tired he was falling asleep at the hospital... Thanks to him I had someone to drive me around, dangerous to drive with one eye la..... and thanks to baby if not for her insistence i would have gone home and never to the hospital....

A trip to the hospital though got me thinking.... saw quite a few badly injured people some probably from traffic accidents.... haiz even though my class 2b TP is 1st november, still having headache trying to decide if i should start riding.... i do badly need the transportation, but will i be able to pay for consequences in case of accident? hmmmmmmmmm

Oscar the Food Safety Otter!

2007-09-17T09:30:00.000+08:00

this is how poor I am .... have to take up jobs like this juz to get by..... but he's one cute n popular fella though, the xmm's dig him haha!!

LIME flea market

2007-09-09T23:21:00.001+08:00

Thanks to Ian and Sharon, we got a stall at the Lime flea market! brought down some of my old stuff, almost didnt have any place to put them cos baby had SO much jingle jang to sell off.....

made only $15 after paying rent but baby did alot better more than $100 sia..... but i guess we could have made alot more we abit more luck, we got the corner stall where traffic was pretty poor....

if we get another chance to do it i m sure we'd be more prepared n make more moolah!!!

Baby with her friends Sylvia and Angela

Baby and Me

Exam Results

2007-09-04T13:06:00.001+08:00

Results are out.....

2007 UOL25 PRINCIPLES OF ACCOUNTING CREDITED 72.0
2007 UOL33 ORGANISATION THEORY CREDITED 55.0
2007 UOL36 MARKETING CREDITED 64.0
2007 UOL79 ELEMENTS OF SOCIAL & APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY CREDITED 58.0

thankful that i passed my marketing cos i felt i screwed it up.... a tad disappointed with ESAP thought it was my best paper..... but overall pretty happy and relieved though i think 2nd upper is still gonna be pretty hard to get...

Thank You Jesus.

Welcome to Sillypore

2007-08-28T20:23:00.000+08:00

sin ka po rians........
1. Thanks to SMS, you have an extra large thumb
2. Tks 2 SMS, u oso dun no how 2 spel anymor.
3. You pat bus seats and even MRT seats to cool them before you sit down.
4. At lunch, you start discussing what to eat for dinner.
5. Your wedding photos include shots of you dressed up like Louis XIV,
6. When speaking to foreigners, you somehow feel a need to adopt an accent.
7. You won't raise your voice to protest policies, but you'll raise your fists to whack someone over Hello Kitty.
8. You're forever talking about businesses you want to set up but will probably never get around to starting.
9. You don't know 3/4 of the people attending your wedding.
10. You separate food into 2 basic groups: 'heaty' and 'cooling'.
11. You think that what makes you 'married' is not the legal registration but whether you've thrown a 12 course dinner.
12. You marry for the real estate breaks.
13. You have kids for the tax advantages.
14. You move to where you want your child to go to school.
15. You force your children to take Speech & Drama classes, but pray they won't wind up in Arts later on.
16. You suddenly realize you're very interested in biotech - just like you suddenly realized three years ago that you were very interested in e-commerce,and before that, engineering, and before that, medicine and law
17. You think people are inconsiderate when they don't leave their table mmediately after eating at the food court but think you have every right to take 25 bites to finish the last red bean in your ice kachang.
18. You find it impossible to make suggestions without drawing a fishbone chart first.
19. If you're a guy, whenever you get together with your guy friends, you invariably trade army stories.
20. You think the most important sporting event in Singapore this year was David Beckham switching from Real Madrid to the US.
21. You've eaten more times at the Esplanade than you've actually seen shows there.
22. You need campaigns to tell you how to be courteous, to flush toilets, have sex, etc.
23. You always feel oddly hungry at 11 pm , and are willing to drive to far away places for supper.
24. You work at McDonald's when you're old rather than young.
25. You'll gladly spend $50,000 on a car, but will go to great lengths to save a few bucks on ERP charges or even a few cents on a parking coupon.
26. If you're pregnant, you have the strange ability to make people on the MRT fall asleep instantly.
27. You've started referring to foreign employees as 'talent' instead of 'expatriates'.
28. At the dinner table, you're always discussing which other food places serve better versions of what you're eating.
29. You copy down licence plate numbers of cars involved in accidents.
30. You think your boyfriend doesn't really love you unless he gives you part of his liver.
31. You pronounce the letter 'R' as 'ah-rer' and the letter 'H' as 'haytch'.
32. No matter how old you are, you keep associating people with their secondary schools. (alternative: No matter how old you are, you secretly need to know what other people got for their PSLE, O levels and A levels.)
33. You believe that you can generate 'creativity' through rules and committees.
34. You 'chope' a seat by placing a packet of tissues on the chair.
35. You diligently track the whereabouts of your favourite hawkers, i.e. you know that the famous Tiong Bahru Bao is now in Jurong, the famous Outram Char Kuay Teow is now in Hong Lim Centre and the famous Lau Hock Kien Hokkien mee from the old Lau Pa Sat is now at Beach Road.
36. You think we're living in a modern, sophisticated country even when our leaders still insist on wearing their white school uniforms.

Smash!!

2007-08-23T16:03:00.000+08:00

Damn fierce ang moh auntie.....

HDB 81

2007-08-20T23:16:00.000+08:00

wah , someone spotted this fella having some "atas block" fun.....confirm must be learn from shaun... wonder if he also has the "through the pants" skill......

Corporate Lessons

2007-08-07T01:02:00.001+08:00

I guess I'll be needing some tips before I go out to the working world!

Mgt Lesson:
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The b@st@rd used coins!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor, " she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: - If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.

But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: - If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep and a administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: - Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: - "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: - To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

What Women Really Want

2007-07-27T02:29:00.000+08:00

Muay Thai Demo at Suntec

2007-06-23T21:38:00.000+08:00

combat academy had a demo at suntec today, and i did some thai padwork ... havent been training very hard recently for various reasons... haizz..... you can see from the vid i m growing sideways n damn unfit, twas tiring for me.... lol... better buck up...... also... i just registered for my class 2B license so i'm damn broke now... dont be shy to donate some moolah to me if any of you got spare..... =)

Combat Academy

2007-06-18T00:53:00.000+08:00

Combat Academy trailer, where I train. Brilliant stuff!

I wanna get this toy for my bday!

2007-06-08T14:42:00.000+08:00

hooray mother toys!

Thank God for WWE

2007-05-24T20:46:00.000+08:00

Baby almost got robbed on the way to my place last week.... thank God she's a WWE and Kurt Angle fan..... instinctively, she managed to hold on to her bag and lay an Angle Slam on his candy ass!!!

Footage from security camera

Best Anniversary Present Ever!!!

2007-05-20T01:38:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 9TH ANNIVERSARY BABY!!!!

sending you flying kisses all the way to Osaka now, go open your window!

the best gift ever!! the FA cup win!!! remember '97 and '00 like it was yesterday...... robby got both goals n they were also 1-0 wins haha.....

7 yrs is a long wait but what a goal and what a performance to make it all worth while!

DOUBLE CHAMPIONS CHELSEA 2006/2007

2007-05-16T20:24:00.000+08:00

Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last

Dumped by GF

2007-05-14T10:16:00.000+08:00

how to deal with it:

Real Battle Between 2 Kung Fu Masters Back in 1953

2007-05-06T12:20:00.000+08:00

This is a classic fight between Ng Style Tai Chi Master Ng Gong Yee and White Crane Ryu Kung Fu Master Chun Huck Fu in Macau 1953.

I am pretty sure i've seen an exact reenactment of this fight outside ZOUK n probably in Serangoon Gardens before!

Fedor the (Martial) Artist

2007-05-05T14:37:00.000+08:00

unbelievable... i'm sure you guys know all about Fedor Emelianenko... but here's a side of him that really gave me a pleasant shock... Apparently, he likes art and drawing in his free time, and posted some of his drawings on his website...

Heres a look into the mind of arguably the best fighter in the world...

Fedors Artwork:

you probably be mistaking him for a 7 yr old little girl now and doubting if he really fights for a living haha... heres Fedor outside the ring in the days leading to his fight against Cro Cop.

And finally, heres Fedor at his very best, doing what he REALLY does for a living... serious.

Wake Up Call

2007-04-30T14:50:00.000+08:00

i'm 9 days away from my exams and i havent even yet got down to studying!! oh man, i hope the urgency kicks in before its too late.....

football match yesterday was cancelled last minute, so went to IHM for mass with gerard, mike and pat... and seeing how mike was so casual and spontaneous in going for Confession... it somehow helped me muster enough courage to go too...

the last time i confessed, i was still in sec 4 and it was in school when FR Simon Pereirra visited..... since then i've always wanted to go but have been too cowardly to go hahaa

anyway, am very glad i managed to get it done, although it wasnt a very good one as i couldnt quite recall all my past bad deeds in such a short time.... penance is a whole rosary which i havent got down to doing, but plan to do so tonight .... (aparently according to mike this is the most he's ever heard anyone got.. shows what a bad boy ive been plus i only confessed those sins that came to mind)

unfortunately, after mass we went over to tiamo and i got myself drunk after a few bottles of wine hahaa.... damn.... so much for confession though i guess drinking is not really such a bad sin (i hope).... been doing some social smoking now and i'm resolving today to STOP! it may be study and exam time which means not much training but still i plan to resume training intensively once exams are over and the social smoking is not helping me one bit! since i'm at it i might as well stop binge drinking too.... anyway i should be studying right..... which reminds me i had better clean the cobwebs off my books and finally open them.....

Happy 21st Bday to CJH!

and oh ya b4 i forget heres a blog of one of my long time friends, kept forgetting to link it.... everyone knows him as PONTACK hahaa... he is famous for his multiple orgasms and for 'shifting beds from one end of the room to the other' exercises..... he is Singapore's Ron Jeremy so girls, dont be shy to ask me for his number.

IRON MIKE ZAMBIDIS

2007-04-26T22:36:00.000+08:00

iron mike zambidis from Greece! born 1980, he's a small fighter too at only 1.67m, always up against bigger and taller opponents but he pawns them! I love his overhand! it seems its his killer move... haha gonna try and imitate his moves man!

Mike Zambidis HL
Uploaded by _Luk

guys, treat your women right!

2007-04-24T01:51:00.000+08:00

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.

I have never figured out why men think with their head(s) and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch at Lawrie's and then went shopping at this huge department store in town.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier!"

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

Real Life Ghost Catching On Video

2007-04-21T14:31:00.000+08:00

This is interesting..... old uncle is a medium trying to catch a spirit in the house..... notice how he trap the spirit into the auntie's body b4 catching it (3:14)... apparently the spirit run to the auntie as she is the weakest? lol

Real Life Ghost Catching - Never Seen On Metacafe (1st Hand) - More free videos are here

Messidona

2007-04-20T15:09:00.000+08:00

This is amazing!!

uncle quotes

2007-04-17T16:42:00.000+08:00

Well guess is time to close the chapter with nothing worth explaining or whatsoever.Keep it to yourself..Why do i have to hear it from others first rather then yourself?
time to go on.

A (Wise) Man

2007-04-15T20:54:00.000+08:00

a (wise) man once said "you only really lose when you stop trying"

a (wise) woman once said, "quitting is hard. Not quitting is harder."

Friendship is like a fight,
whatever happens, you just never stop fighting and you never stop trying. In the
end, even if it all were to be in vain, your conscience would say you were a
true friend till the very end.

"telling is hard. Not telling is harder."
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Kenneth Pang VS Adil Makdoom

2007-04-13T12:00:00.000+08:00

What would happen if pang and dil got into the ring!?!? the vid below is how it'll look like!! haha

Pang = white guy
Dil = black guy

My first Muay Thai Fight

2007-04-06T21:42:00.000+08:00

on 31st march, I had my first ever amatuer muay thai fight! to be honest, when i picked up this sport about 5,6 months back, i never expected that i'd be given the chance to compete so soon. Especially when i watched my fellow gym mates' fights in feb, i thought i still had a long way to go before even thinking of replicating them.

Well, thankfully, i was given this oppotunity to step inside the ring, and for this i have to thank my coaches, sascha, kadir, aaron, zamri and alexis. Its a real pity i couldnt win for my gym, but then again, we all gave our best.

Frankly i was pretty confident going into this fight... i knew i had trained hard, despite the setback of a diarrhoea i suffered bout 10,11 days before the fight... maybe i did outpeak alittle but overall i still felt ready although relatively weakened. I was ok mentally, in my mind, the fight couldnt come any sooner. was anxious to get to the after-fight party! haha.

I was expecting someone around my level to be honest, turns out the guy i was fighting had been training for close to 2 years... and it was his 3rd fight.. i didnt pay much heed to that though, was pretty confident in my training.

In the end i guess my inexperience shown, i was surprisingly very calm , and not nervous at all, perhaps abit too relaxed because i never managed to muster up enough aggression and try n impose him. Got hit by some very good combos from him including one jumping elbow that i never saw. in the 2nd round, he threw a high kick just after the bell, and i was caught out cold, the kick left we asleep for a few seconds... thank God my legs held hahahha..

I feel alittle screwed however... we were wearing STEEL groin guards... the steel was so thick that if you were to kick it as hard as u can i think u'd probably break your foot/leg... at the most if you're hit there, all you'll feel is the outline of the cup pressing on your thigh area.... but then, he went down twice claiming i hit his balls, one was a knee in the first round that might have hit him, but then again like i said, he too kneed me in the balls and it didnt hurt.. its not possible to hit thru steel....

Then in the 3rd round, a rare kick from me clearly hit him in the stomach area, there was a loud "POCK" sound that u can hear from the vid...... he went down... then clutched his balls again. haha... well sorry for griping so much on the balls antics but then i find it pretty ridiculous...

hand to heart though i feel he won clearly... esp in the 2nd round when my inexperience was rly exposed... i've got no complaints about the result, and am extremely thankful for the experience.... a losing start it may be, but invaluable lessons that i'll take into my next fight.

Once again, a big THANK YOU to all my coaches and to all my friends who came down to support me! I Promise my next one will be better!!

Here's my fight VID! Thanks Gabe, Sunny, Pang and Gabby for being my cameramen!!!

Heres my coach's fight. Thanks Aaron! have fun in phuket!

oh ya and did i mention my opponent is only 17 yrs old? How i wish i started earlier... haha...

now that i've fulfilled my new yr's resolution of competing in a muay thai fight within the yr... i'm gonna set a new goal of competing in 2 more by the end of 2007 to make it 3 fights total! =)

Watch This Space

2007-04-04T16:13:00.000+08:00

pls watch this space guys... will post my fight videos soon!!

Also, thanks for coming down to support me guys, unfortunately couldnt thank u guys with a win but still it was a great experience, n i m sure the my next fight will be better.

Pre-Fight Inspiration

2007-03-28T20:37:00.000+08:00

just 3 days to my fight, and what better way to prepare for it than watching some inspiring videos on youtube!

you guys have gotta check this guy out.... what great energy and technique! and he'd really scare off any opponent!! hahha!!

hmmmm does he look familiar?? any ideas guys??????

artist's impression

Tickets to Singapore Muay Thai Explosion!

2007-03-26T15:00:00.000+08:00

Dear friends! as you know, its only 5 days to the big day!! Singapore Muay Thai Explosion 1 !! I'll be having my first ever amatuer muay thai fight so I really hope to have your support once again!

I will only be in the gym on mon and tues this week, so if you want me to help u buy tix pls lemme know by tues afternoon latest alright....

Once again, full details of the event is on the pic... however, pls note that my fight is part of the undercard event, which means it will take place in the afternoon (will only know time on day itself) before the professional fights.

So see you guys there! going out till late that night for sure!!!

Weak from Diarrhoea and the Pokemon Machine

2007-03-20T22:07:00.000+08:00

argh.... feeling WEAK now... and its only 11 days from the big day! Getting worried! Afraid if i don't train soon enough i'll not be ready/fit enough/etc...... oh well, keep in your prayers friends!

Anyway, was resting at home the whole of today until Rudi convinced me to bring him down for some fun (a walk). hahaa... somehow, like a little naughty playful kid, he insisted on having a go at the pokemon machine at the mamashop... was nice I caught it on cam! hahahahaha!

Rudi having fun... i think he lost abit of weight right? i've been bringing him along on my runs... but he's still a fatty...

Muay Thai Exhibition and The WWE

2007-03-18T04:36:00.000+08:00

back from the exhibition in Clarke Quay! n yes it was fun! haha, i got to be a corner man yesterday but today was my turn to get into the ring and do an exhibition fight with Sunny! haha!

Was pretty funny how the plan didnt turn out quite as choreographed, but hope we looked good! See, the plan was to wow n impress the crowd more than anything, so we were both like WWE fighters for a night! lol, great fun. Hope my fight on the 31st will be equally enjoyable yeah!

Heres some pics and a short clip! Will post more pics once i get em. Wish i had more videos though, it was really cool, we had a really sweet entrance with an announcer and music and the SMOKE MACHINE!

Sunny delivers deadly blow with matching facial expression!

my turn!! haha!!

Short vid clip

Muay Thai Exhibition at Clarke Quay

2007-03-16T15:07:00.000+08:00

Dear Friends!

On the 16th and 17th of March, Friday and Saturday! There will be a Muay Thai PRE-Event Exhibition at Clarke Quay (in the middle where the fountain is). This exhibition is in promotion of the March 31st fights!

Starting at 6pm you will see a display of Muay Thai Demos by the various Gyms from around the Island including Combat Academy, where i'm from. There will also Interactive Games and Quiz for the audience to win tickets to the main event.

I'll be going down so if you're interested... see you there!

Muay Thai Fight on March 31st

2007-03-14T02:01:00.000+08:00

after my boxing fight, juz got news that the march 31st muay thai fight for me is probably on. so i've gotta jump right in to some hard training! its only like 2 wks away... n muay thai is ALOT ALOT more demanding than boxing. Really hope I get through it well!

PLs come down and support if you can its part of the SINGAPORE MUAY THAI EXPLOSION 1 (details 2 posts below) so although this time round you guys need to buy tickets... i still rly hope to have your fantastic support once again!

Vid below is my hard at training!!! GRRRR!!! haha , well, not rly, its juz me bored having nothing to do while waiting for ChengYan to bathe finish b4 we leave after a hard day's training. would have hoped to record longer but already super shagged hahahahaha!!

My Boxing Fight

2007-03-12T02:09:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was Combact Academy's In-House boxing competition at the FULL MOON BEACH BAR, and my first ever fight!

Many thanks to everyone at the gym! must have been hard work organising n helping us prepare. Thanks to my supporters haha! kenneth, adil, joel, shaun, mike n gf, jackie n gf, chengyan! thanks for showing up, for the great company n support haha!

thanks to cameraman pang who recorded the fights on my n73. not very clear, but then better than nothing i guess haha... brilliant commentary in the vid too...

i don't think i did particularly well though, was kinda disappointed after the fight... this means i need to work even harder! but i guess its still great to start off with a win! hopefully the next time will be better!!

Cheng yan's fight is uploaded!! Although he lost, i think he did superb! he's in red.

chengyan's fight

my fight

a proud Rudi posing with my trophy hahaha

Stereotypes (updated with valid video)

2007-03-09T15:37:00.000+08:00

hahaa.. i've been reading abit on stereotypes lately in prep for my Pyschology prelim..... but how much i read still cant explain the concept of stereotype clearer than this lil vid here. courteousy of SouthPark!!

Southpark explains Stereotypes

Singapore Muay Thai Explosion 1

2007-03-06T23:17:00.000+08:00

Professional Muay Thai competition right here in Singapore! Get your tickets now!!

p.s. pls support Aaron "The Ghost" Fisher (2nd row, 1st guy from the left) hahahahhaha!!!!

More Than Sad

2007-03-05T22:58:00.000+08:00

how sad is more than sad?? if one day you found out that the love of your life was cheating behind your back with your bestest friend.... how would it feel like?

"even if today we should die and be seperated.... i would still not be as sad as this"

the lyrics to the chorus of this beautifully sad and depressing thai song.... introduced to us by the one and only Shery!! haha..... The song's called "More than Sad" and its by Thai sweetie pie singer Punch....

Lyric Translation

Open the lyric transalation and play the song along with it, then you'll understand why this song is so sad....... =(

Amatuer Boxing Competition

2007-03-02T00:20:00.000+08:00

There will be an amatuer boxing competition next SAT 10th MARCH from 12pm to 5pm. It will be held at Full Moon Beach Bar, EastCoast Costa Sands.

Apparently the ring will be set up in the bar itself and as far as i know its free admission. Ruben, ChengYan and I will be fighting so if you're free pls come down to support!!

Mengz is in Shock

2007-02-27T22:59:00.000+08:00

today, during training, i was dealt a near fatal killer blow. no, i was not kicked and knocked out in 7 secs... but i was hit with the news that i will be fighting in 2 additional fights in march.

omg, one alr like not stressful enough. So in total, i ll be fighting 1 boxing fight on march 10, one exhibition muay thai on march 16&17, and one amatuer muay thai fight on march 31st! (before my instructor's pro fight) thats like 3 fights in a month. my balls r in my throat now. and yes ashley, no furballs, they're all shaven clean.

no denying, even tough training may not be enough to ensure i survive March, so pls include me in ur prayers and well wishes!! muahaha

is this the beginning? or the end? ... look at my retarded scared shitless face.

The Science of Showering!

2007-02-24T14:28:00.000+08:00

OMG, this is more accurate than a horoscope reading! hahaha, thanks to ashes tan for this vid... i think the guy must be secretly watching me shower cos he's copying my exact routine!! that motherfucker he!

How We Shower - Don't click here for the funniest movie of the week

Why SMRT Keep Raising our Fares!!!

2007-02-24T13:18:00.000+08:00

ever wondered WHY our mrt and bus fares keep rising???? This vid answers all your questions!!

VID REMOVED DUE TO POLICEMAN RUNNING AROUND CATCHING PPL

How Our Friends Dance

2007-02-19T18:31:00.000+08:00

grabbed this off ADIL's blog.... its a vid taken from that very very very EVENTFUL hotplate night at ruben's house. haha. this vid shows how some of our friends dance while hard at work in the bangkok clubs hahaha. see if u can spot which dance belongs to who OK???? theres 2 altogether.

Why Shaun whacked the Lao Puay

2007-02-15T12:15:00.000+08:00

wonderful wonderful video by BIG DIL! once you watch this you'll understand why shaun hammered the lao puay like he did in the video 2 posts below... haha... the song in the background is called 'bayee' and was written a damn long time ago, more than 5 yrs ago.... looks like it wasn't written for nothing now!

ahhh..... unforgetable memories of bkk..... brilliant job DIL, my ribs are still aching from all the laughing....muuahahaha.... HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......

Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher

2007-02-13T23:36:00.000+08:00

haha, this is damn funny, well, I've been learning/training at combat academy for about 4 months now. At the moment, we have Aaron 'The Ghost' Fisher training us. He's from Tiger Pitt in Phuket and will be taking our training up until April when he goes back. He's a professional fighter and fought in the recent first ever King of the Cage in Singapore, winning in the first round.

He'll be fighting a pro muay thai competition on march 31st right here in Singapore for a WMC belt! So good luck AARON!! SUCK IT UP!!! YOU"RE NOT GONNA QUIT ON ME ARE YOU?!? haha, this vid below is real funny, Aaron told me to look it up youtube so i'm sharing with you guys, he's the one in the blue shorts.

Amatuer Muay Thai

2007-02-13T00:36:00.000+08:00

Amatuer Muay Thai competition was held at Tanglin CC last SAT. 4 guys from our gym Combat Academy took part. Heres a vid of Gabe's fight. Although he lost, i think he did very well considering he's a boxer and only start muay thai for about 1 month. He;s in blue.

By the way, my first amatuer fight is confirmed on 10th March. Ruben is fighting too. Its boxing however. But, sooner or later i will be doing Muay Thai since thats what i train anyway. =x

Young Singh Hammers Old Manjan

2007-02-11T14:25:00.000+08:00

Shaun Bayee Singh beats up Lao Puay. He was on his way to meet his friends to play dota, however while on the bus, an old lao puay recognised him from his gangland days and started taunting him.

Cries of "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy , what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour what colour"

spewed out relentlessly from the mouth of the lao puay with the rest of the bus commuters joining in the fun by adding in the "HAIIK!"

Mr Singh however tolerated everything and alighted from the bus, but when the Lao Puay suddenly pinched his ass and asked him, " eh you Bayeeee u like to play backside right? haha", Singh lost it and what happens next can be seen in the video.

Misuse of Video!!

2007-02-09T13:52:00.000+08:00

Dear friends and others, unfortunately, due to overwhelming misuse and abuse of the video i last posted
i.e.
1. people not suppossed to see watching secretly

2. and people allowed to see but see liao never tag my blog (jeremy, vanessa etc, you know who u are)

i have been forced to remove it until further notice.

IF YOU HOWEVER,

i) die die need to see it
ii) want to see kenneth pang reading english
iii) NEED to see kenneth dancing and getting groovy slow motion
iv) want to check out ah neh's manhood
v) NEED to wank while watching ah neh's manhood
vi) simply nothing better to do
vii) all of the above

you can contact me and i will quietly pass you the link to its now secret location.
FOr now though, i need to go and scrub my leg off the black pee thats stuck to it. Chenquieh.

A day in the life of the bang bros

2007-02-07T19:07:00.000+08:00

haizz... since the return from bangkok(home) the bang bros have been going through severe depression....

the doctor says its normal... he has 3 wives and 13 kids throughout a few states in thailand. Apparently, the only thing that'll cure is a return to the land of the elves/ elf ears/ paradise / dreamland / heaven / home / wah wah wee wah/ ... he did suggest some(ALOT)of alchohol to suppress the pain though

so anyway, monday was one of our group help sessions.... was pretty fruitful.... ate and drank from 11plus till abt 6 in the morning... and i've got a video to share! watch till the end to catch the 'indian climax'. its titled drunk handsome dogs. hahaha

ps. kenneth, mayb u need to hire me for some angmoh tuition.

'THIS IS WHERE THE CONTROVERSIAL VIDEO USED TO BE'

Homesick

2007-02-05T11:30:00.000+08:00

its been exactly 1 wk since we came back.... and i m still homesick as hell... not a single hour passes without me daydreaming we're back in bkk... haiz... its too heartbreaking to upload the pics.... so pls click on ADILS blog on the right to view them hahaha......

this song below was introduced to us in a club in Ratchanda, the club was called Zeed... it was huge and full of thais...(hot hot thais).... Chivas bottles were like 3000baht for 2 bottles.... thats like S$130 for 2 bottles... BRILLIANT!! theres a special dance for this song too.... all the chix in the club were doing it ,it kinda works to flaunt their assets haha , you've gotta be there to truly appreciate it!!

Oh take me home pls... slow motion....

The Bang Bros are back!!

2007-01-31T17:13:00.000+08:00

Back from the land of elves...... =( ohhh... how i wish i could stay there forever..... heaven...truly heaven..... the bang bros will return!!!! pics will be up once i get them. SAWADEEKUP!!!

NO PORK AT ALL??

2007-01-24T11:42:00.000+08:00

hahahhahaha......... no pork no pork NO PORK AT ALL!! one more time i call the police!!!!

Templars of Steel

2007-01-24T11:02:00.000+08:00

like mighty templars, the chosen 11+1 will ride to battle tomorrow.........

what a super song..... an intro that would make a perfect ring entry haha.....

Bang Bros Meeting

2007-01-20T20:01:00.000+08:00

To the selected Bang Bros, pls be reminded that our FINAL and ULTIMATE meeting will be held TOMORROW, SUNDAY!! Meet at IHM for mass.... meeting will commence after.

PLs be ready with your researched materials and enquiries, pls also be ON TIME!!

SIM FC undone by NYP secret weapon!!!

2007-01-15T22:54:00.000+08:00

today we lost 7-0 to NYP!!! We did expect to lose to be honest, but not by this much!!! NYP really very shrewd.... they brought on their SUPER SECRET WEAPON!!! Never in a million years could we have expected this tactic of theirs. they placed the FAMOUS TAMMI behind our goal!!! i repeat . T H E FAMOUS TAMMI!!!! Damn... how to concentrate on football with the unofficial MISS SINGAPORE of 2006 jumping around behind our goal sia...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7-0 before we even realised what hit us....

haiz.... curse my luck, i think i should have continued making eyes at tammi though... the moment i turned my attention to the game.... my dear opponent mr mud kindly stamped me on the calf/shin with his studs.... i'm definately out of thursdays game.... n doubtful for next week's games....... the end of my tournament? sadly perhaps so.... oh well, this means its back to concentrating on muaythai n fight training after the IVP.....

Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi Tammi!!!

broke n beaten up

2007-01-08T23:22:00.000+08:00

i am so motherfucking tired!! haha. my body is going to break down soon! hmm... i wonder how much more i can take. interesting. 6 days nonstop football, hmm no big deal realli except that 3 out of the 6 days were matches. i realli love that stupid ball hor.... or mayb i juz am too responsible a person. ;) . but its not gonna end here. this wk we have training......EVERYDAY!! whoopie. i am gonna have a stroke.

Well, thankfully I still have a life apart from football. My cousin got married yesterday! Congrats to the loving couple. The first of all the cousins to get married. Wish them happiness, i do feel envious but i don't think marriage is gonna be something for me so soon...... juz calculating the costs involved already leaves me wheezing n feeling faint. Anymore family planning now will leave me dropping dead with my cock steamed.

the lovely couple reciting their vows

After the wedding headed over to my cousins house. Had some wine and caught up with my brother, cousins and uncle. Its nice to hang out with family. Took some pics too.... Rene the photographer took a few professional ones with his super huge camera... will post those when i get them... the pics here are from my n73... fact: Sony Ericsson Coolpix camera is confirm better than my n73......

me and baby at the house...

4 hunky cousins .... me , maurice, eugene and rene

thats it for now.... ima go rest my broken body.. woohoo!! anyone wanna volunteer to give me a massage?? i need one badly =(

I love Borat!!

2007-01-03T21:44:00.000+08:00

brilliant!! an absolute masterpiece!! a production even Members who did havoc bastards would have been proud of!!

Chenquieh!! Its BORAT!!! caught this brilliant work of art with my baby. She's usually SOOOOOOO hard to please when it comes to comedies like these and she almost laughed her ass to the floor! MOre please Sascha!! Can you come down and do Cultural Learnings Of Singapore For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazahkstan??!! HAHA!! waa waa wee waa!!

/so borat, do you think woman should be educate?

the mengz year in review!!

2006-12-29T21:42:00.000+08:00

2 more days to 2007!! what the fuck, didnt even realise a whole year passed. New years used to be a day of celebration and something to look forward to but these days, i'm starting to dread them... forever young... i wanna be forever young......

anyways, i figured its time to make some resolutions!!!! ANY IDEAS FELLAS?!? hmm, while i go sit on the toilet bowl (diarhoea since xmas day) and ponder, i shall post some pics in review of the year gone by. Some highlights and memorable events in 2006!

Bangkok 2006!!! the bang bros of july!! Missing elen in this pic

zooming around the streets of bangkok on a tuk tuk!! Spacious tuk tuk not so comfy if u have adil squeezing in between!! con-man tuk tuk driver, well done Elen for 'cultivating' him. In return he brought us to a baht sucking restaurant!!

on the way to pattaya!! who's idea was that!??

Happy 23rd bday to me!! thanks baby for the cake! you're the best!!!

The Mills came to town!

we bumped into the bAyee brothers at MOS!

family day out at the beach!!

baby and rudi having a swim!!!

wah.... uploading pics is quite a work out! pretty shagged now , oh ya guys pls remember to check our my bro unclegabriel's new blog!! its linked!! till i figure out my resolutions.... its gdnite!!

Happy bday Rudi and Merry XMAS

2006-12-26T16:56:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday Rudi!! Its everyone's beloved jack russell's 5th birthday this xmas eve (24th dec). Time flies so fast and in a blink of an eye he's all grown up now! He got a new shirt for his bday this yr. But somethings don't change, its still his bday steak thats the main event!

Rudi a cute little 2 month old puppy when he first arrived!

getting used to his new home

some old pics from his bday when he turned 1 yr old!!

you're an adult now Rudi!

Pics from this yrs birthday! He's put on weight!!
showing off the new shirt he got this yr!!

Yummy yummy!!

Waiting patiently while everyone sings the birthday song!

dig in!!

Clean as a whistle! All gone!! That explains the weight!

Merry Christmas Friends! My favourite time of the year is here again, and this yr, the party's to be held at Attayah's house. Thanks Tahyah for agreeing to the mayhem! Went for 9pm mass at IHM with the boys, headed down to Tahyah's house at sembawang after that, not before stopping by the AMK MAC drivethru to tah pao 10 dbl cheeseburgers 10 fillet o'fish burgers, 10 mac chicken burgers, 100 pkts of chili sauce, 50 pkts of curry sauce, 50 pkts of mayoneisse and 20 pkts of bbq sauce. (our exact order to the very last detail). As expected, the lousy staff at MAC's got their maths wrong and screwed up the no. of packets.

It was food and drinks galore at the party, everyone was dressed real flash because there was a $20 fine for anyone not in formal attire! I've yet to get some pics from the digicam so here are some first!

The xmas tree at my house!

on the way to the party!

welcome to the party

Yes he has the beard... and the outfit... but i never knew Santa was black?

Some house rules

What a spread!

The turkey roasting in the oven!

The rest of the pics once i get them! Till then, Happy holidays!!

The Miracle of Christmas

2006-12-21T18:16:00.000+08:00

Truly, Christmas is the time for miracles. For love, for forgiveness. And for returning to HIM.

I'd like to share this very touching video i chanced upon. I applaud Al Qaeda's Ayman Al-Zawahiri for his great humility. Theres a lesson to be learnt from this. No matter our faults and the wrongs we've done, lets seize this oppotunity, offered to us in the spirit of christmas, to set things right.

i fought to hold back the tears =(

X'mas shopping

2006-12-20T19:37:00.000+08:00

Ohhh yes baby, i've been searching high and low for the PERFECT XMAS PRESENT. And here it is baby.

with love, from me to you.

Congrats to MR AND MRS "MC SU"

2006-12-16T18:56:00.000+08:00

We've just received breaking news that local rap sensation MC SUis about to tie the knot!!

Last we heard, MC SU gave up his mic for a magnifying glass as he set out to solve the mystery of the sambal eggs bloody monster. Apparently, upon meeting it face to face, the alluring aroma of sambal somehow tugged at the heart strings of the singlish rapper. It was love at first smell, and kissing/smooching/frenching/tongue-ing ensued immediately!

Congratulations MR and MRS "MC SU" , we hope you make LOTS of babies cos otherwise, the UNUSED EGGS might end up terrorising innocent cars and victims.

yo yo , check it, check it. happily ever after